Taking Pictures 101

Taking Fancy-Pants Artsy Picatures

By The Bird Brain

So I have been asked... or rather, it was suggested that I have a very decent photography setup. At this, I kinda smiled, as, well, its very simple.

Fine print: All pics taken using a smart-phone.

Cunning, don't ya think?

So without further ado: How to take fancy artsy pictures in 6 easy steps:

Step 1: Have Hobby Space and a camera

Step 2: Have a reasonable amount of light

Step 3: Buy a ginormous cardboard poster-board

Step 4: Put stuff you want to take pictures of, on ginormous poster-board

Step 5: Be artsy

Step 6: Bask in glory

Hope it helps!